Question: How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
a) Who needs a light bulb? the glow of my computer screen will do just nicely.
b) Who needs a light bulb? my mind is illuminated from within.
c) Stuff it, it only adds to the heat anyway.
d) Oh look, the light's gone. I'll have a cup of tea, then I'll change it and then I'll sit down and do some work...
The NBN is supposed to be "fast"
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